I don't drink
It's quite daunting receiving an envelope marked ‘Downing Street’! I am pleased to say it was just a note from the Prime Minister to thank me for the copy of my comedy memoirs ‘The 7.52 to London Bridge’ I sent her. I met Theresa May a few years ago one very drunken evening when I was mistaken for Colonel Page as opposed to Kirkman Page, and she appears in that particular story so I thought it only polite to send her a copy. I was more than relieved that the envelope didn’t contain a summons to the Tower!