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Who’s in the closet? – the latest ‘I Don’t Drink!’ competition.

27/6/2016

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Once I was at a very posh party at a very posh house and I was talking to some very posh people in the garden, but I was wrecked as wrecked can be.
I suddenly and desperately needed a pee, but as the garden was full of yet more very posh people I couldn’t run to the nearest bush so I had to run into the house. Unfortunately, there was a queue for the loo so I ran upstairs hoping to find another one, which I thought I had, but then I must have blacked out. When I came round some time later I found myself leaning against the wall inside a wardrobe surrounded by soaking wet ladies’ shoes!

What is the worst thing you can remember doing whilst drunk? Let me know at
www.idontdrink.net for your chance to win one of three signed paperback copies of ‘One Less for the Road’ for the best stories.
  


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