I don't drink
Our garden has been invaded by these creatures this weekend and it reminded me that my wife used to call me a slug when I was a drinker. I would spend most evenings lounging around achieving nothing, or slobbing out in front of the TV drunk and then falling asleep. As far as she was concerned I was good for nothing, idle, overweight, and wasting my life. What creature have you been related to by others when you are drunk?